Poor fricky: i'm absentmindedly plucking a beach boys song on my guitar and listening to america's funniest home videos playing in the living room
anonymous female: i feel like I need to poop
anonymous female: but I know if I go at this stage, I'll just fart..
anonymous female: so I gotta let it build up some first..
Poor fricky: you're special
anonymous female: I know
Poor fricky: not many girls would admit to knowing that secret of our bowels.
anonymous female: yeah I've learned to read my bowel feelings
anonymous female: so I know exactly when I need to go
anonymous female: and I know exactly when Im going to be in trouble if I don't go immediately
Poor fricky: my friend jason doesn't go "until the little brown bear pokes his head out"
Poor fricky: i can't tempt fate like that. i go before the bear gets restless
anonymous female: I sort of tease my asshole muscles. Well I tease the BEAR and I suck him back in if he's winning at chicken
anonymous female: and then I go poop
anonymous female: that made no sense I suppose
Poor fricky: it made sense. i was kinda wishing it didn't, but it did.
anonymous female: and now it's time, so if you will excuse me.. I must poop.