1) lying naked in bed all morning long with someone else who is also naked and who is also of the opposite sex
2) getting up to go to some family reunion
3) coming back and lying around naked again until just now
4) writing a new entry
Today I saw:
1) lots of storm cellars
2) some oil derricks
3) Conway Twitty's house!!!!!!!!
4) boobies galore
5) make sure you take note of number 3
Tonight I shall:
1) drink beer
2) get naked again
I thank you, Pilgrims, for giving us such a wonderful holiday. You're awesome!