i'll be back
I'm in my new home in my new state and there's a teensy bit of snow on the ground and I like snow because I never got to see it where I lived before and today for lunch I almost had three consecutive heart attacks from eating the biggest goddamn chicken fried steak sandwich I had ever seen ever from this place called Del Rancho.
It was as big as a ukelele.
And don't get me started on the bag of fries that came with it. I coulda used the bag as a pillow!
And I met Nick. He's the neighbor. He thinks I'm going to hell.
January 01, 2002 | 9:46 p.m.