P.U.
My taint needs a Listerine Oral Care Strip.
I sat there wondering just what may have caused my taint to smell that foul and putrid and then it hit me. I accidentally got too close to my ass once on a downscratch and my finger slipped between the cheeks. That's what it was.
So I'm happy to report that my taint is as fresh as a field of roses. It's my ass that stinks, but hey! That's what an ass is supposed to do ain't it?
It's in the job description.