Wait....I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me start over.
Squeeks rear-ended an Asian family driving a BMW a couple of weeks ago and totally fucked the front of her car up. So we went and got her a rental Friday while her car is in the shop getting fixed. We went ahead and got a Mitsubishi Montero because we knew we were going into the city that night and we had to take these two mooching asshole friends of hers with us.
Anyway we went and saw Tenacious D who I thought absolutely sucked a fat turd with the exception of these two movies they showed but everyone else seemed to enjoy it.
Now I'm getting sidetracked.
So Squeeks hit some guy and has a rental car while hers is in the shop. And since we got this car we decided to take a little trip today and enjoy the drive. We ended up in Guthrie, Oklahoma.
Guthrie, Oklahoma is one fucked up little town.
No store would let you use their bathroom. Not one single solitary one. The only bathroom in the whole town, apparently, was down at the police station which was several blocks away. So Squeeks was about to piss on herself and we had to walk down to the police station.
The bathroom in the police station had a bench pushed in front of the door and the guy behind the counter said "It's broke."
Then this cop came out from back with some rubber gloves and said, "I'll fix it." Apparently there was a huge turd that didn't quite flush from the last out of towner that had to walk all the way down to the police station to use the bathroom.
So the cop fixes it and Squeeks pees and we leave town and drive for a while down Route 66 coming home and then ate some bad-ass porkchops.
That's all.