June 04, 2005 - moved
May 22, 2004 - on the run for highway robbery
May 20, 2004 - fellow travellers, rush the borders
May 03, 2004 - there's a tiger in these tight fittin' jeans
April 29, 2004 - ask the fu
April 27, 2004 - writing to st. peter
April 26, 2004 - hello darlin'
April 21, 2004 - a perfect day to chase tornadoes
April 17, 2004 - rattled by the rush
April 17, 2004 - father to a sister of a thought
April 14, 2004 - the king is gone
April 14, 2004 - the jagged skyline of car keys
April 11, 2004 - mighty glad you stayed
April 10, 2004 - lube and butter
April 07, 2004 - i was country when country wasn't cool
April 03, 2004 - Ye Olde entry
April 02, 2004 - emptily through holloway
September 06, 2003 - Mitch better have my bunny
August 24, 2003 - dial L for love
August 19, 2003 - fu-fu is plum tuckered
August 17, 2003 - colors
August 16, 2003 - like like the the the death
August 13, 2003 - first name Mister, middle name Period, last name T
August 12, 2003 - eat 'em and smile
August 11, 2003 - prowesslessnesslessness
August 10, 2003 - the gate
August 09, 2003 - hi.
February 09, 2003 - this is pure snow!
February 05, 2003 - Me and Yoko have a dream....
February 04, 2003 - fu-fu is the incredible hulk
January 11, 2003 - business in the front. party in the back.
November 16, 2002 - bandwagonesque
November 14, 2002 - word
October 29, 2002 - i guess i'm just a little too sensitive
October 24, 2002 - field commander fu-fu
October 23, 2002 - And it's also not Black Caesar. That, too, came out in 1973.
October 19, 2002 - i'll tie you up and carve you out
October 17, 2002 - cockbuster
October 13, 2002 - fun with cameras
October 11, 2002 - don't read this
October 08, 2002 - puke + cry
October 07, 2002 - fu-fu finds religion
October 06, 2002 - my imminent divorce
October 05, 2002 - my back hurts
October 01, 2002 - keepin' it real japanese style
September 30, 2002 - fat and sassy
September 29, 2002 - new and improved
September 27, 2002 - luck o' the irish
September 26, 2002 - the day norman stood still
September 25, 2002 - synthesizers in the rain
September 24, 2002 - ignite the seven cannons
September 21, 2002 - ARRRRRR. Where's me parrot?
September 20, 2002 - sometimes doo doo has nuts and corn in it
September 18, 2002 - wheelchair and a vagina
September 17, 2002 - another entry about ass and music
September 15, 2002 - squeezably soft
September 12, 2002 - green ham and eggs
September 08, 2002 - corn
September 04, 2002 - you smell like butt
August 29, 2002 - thieves like us
August 27, 2002 - my final sushi entry
August 26, 2002 - ANUS!
August 23, 2002 - new cobweb summer
August 21, 2002 - ooooh...gonna make you sweat
August 17, 2002 - easy & me
August 16, 2002 - way over yonder in the minor key
August 03, 2002 - holy guacomole
July 23, 2002 - look, mama!
July 22, 2002 - my art college days are over
July 21, 2002 - taking retards to the zoo
July 19, 2002 - this duck is fucking freezing
July 16, 2002 - my lil' bitch
July 13, 2002 - recollectin'
July 10, 2002 - fu-fu waxes nostalgic about his hatred for his job
July 08, 2002 - fu-fu watches too much foodtv
July 06, 2002 - run, fu-fu, run
July 05, 2002 - fu-fu's fifth of july haiku spectacular
July 02, 2002 - eyepennies
June 28, 2002 - in the kitchen with the tombstone blues
June 27, 2002 - big huge valley
June 26, 2002 - a summer's eve
June 23, 2002 - wood is a color
June 22, 2002 - i wanna make him stay up all night
June 17, 2002 - purple is the color of my true love's pee
June 10, 2002 - take a tip from one who's tried
June 05, 2002 - suck it
May 29, 2002 - the sky ain't chicken, it's yellow
May 28, 2002 - cleavers and trucks
May 24, 2002 - where'd it go?
May 23, 2002 - oh me oh my...love that country pie
May 21, 2002 - continental divide
May 16, 2002 - these days
April 29, 2002 - triple bill of shame
April 21, 2002 - getting my kicks
April 15, 2002 - country roads take me home
April 10, 2002 - born in a bottle rocket, 1929
April 09, 2002 - surplus cheaper hands
April 03, 2002 - mr. bojangles
April 02, 2002 - magnetic south
April 01, 2002 - one spicy meatball
March 31, 2002 - private dancer
March 28, 2002 - bedtime story
March 28, 2002 - forever seems just fine
March 18, 2002 - my life since then
March 07, 2002 - take this job and shove it
March 05, 2002 - (poof!)
February 12, 2002 - fingertip saint
February 05, 2002 - captain fu-fu and the brown dirt cowboy
February 04, 2002 - shiver and say the words of every lie you've heard
February 01, 2002 - it's only make believe
January 31, 2002 - (expletive!)
January 28, 2002 - brother fu-fu's traveling salvation show
January 25, 2002 - down in the traffic
January 23, 2002 - coochie poot
January 22, 2002 - taint nothing
January 21, 2002 - fresh!
January 18, 2002 - sometimes love don't feel like it should
January 17, 2002 - chapter one
January 15, 2002 - lime in the coconut
January 13, 2002 - bubble bubble toil and trouble
January 12, 2002 - axel f
January 12, 2002 - M!A!Y!H!A!W!
January 10, 2002 - squeezably soft
January 09, 2002 - a king (was) born
January 06, 2002 - bring on the gap!
January 05, 2002 - for novelty purposes only
January 04, 2002 - norman, ok
January 01, 2002 - i'll be back
December 21, 2001 - don't eat the worm
December 20, 2001 - soy un chile ignorante
December 19, 2001 - boys, the night'll bury you
December 19, 2001 - fu-fu lagasse
December 17, 2001 - me telling you to do shit
December 16, 2001 - WWJD
December 13, 2001 - thomas edison got no game
December 12, 2001 - longer lasting chews
December 10, 2001 - i'm a honkie ass cracka (apparently)
December 09, 2001 - add some music to your day
December 07, 2001 - (hic)
December 05, 2001 - what a beautiful day for a crushing defeat
December 03, 2001 - take this job and shove it
December 02, 2001 - what's my name, beeitch
December 01, 2001 - the only thing missing is the munchies
December 01, 2001 - je suis croissant
undefined 01, 2001 - funky cold medina
November 29, 2001 - kiss my grits
November 28, 2001 - i never go far without a little big star
November 27, 2001 - water rolling under ground
November 26, 2001 - return to sender
November 25, 2001 - shake me like a baby
November 23, 2001 - an important step
November 22, 2001 - i'm in my underwear
November 20, 2001 - i'm gonna love the hell out of you
November 19, 2001 - i'd love just once to see you in the nude
November 18, 2001 - can you hear the drums, fernando?
November 16, 2001 - milk
November 15, 2001 - assembly of the unrepresented
November 14, 2001 - new underwear, here i come
November 13, 2001 - spread 'em
November 12, 2001 - fu-fu on ice
November 11, 2001 - a short description of this entry
November 10, 2001 - superfluous nipple
November 08, 2001 - fu-fu goes postal
November 08, 2001 - fu-fu made a bu-bu
November 07, 2001 - smoove like butta
November 06, 2001 - i'm still in the clothes i went to work in
November 04, 2001 - i like the anus
November 02, 2001 - plagiarism begins at home
November 02, 2001 - he stopped loving her today
November 01, 2001 - awwwwwww.
October 31, 2001 - Q: why was the guitar sad A: he got picked on
October 30, 2001 - trisha and the pea
October 29, 2001 - ...it's your mother, she just finished mopping the floor...
October 28, 2001 - fu-fu, the great debunker
October 26, 2001 - are you there god? it's me, fu-fu.
October 25, 2001 - on the bowl without a roll
October 24, 2001 - fu-fu, the diaryland whore
October 23, 2001 - elvis is wet and runny
October 22, 2001 - gongolongdong
October 21, 2001 - the new ryan adams cd is really fucking good
October 20, 2001 - ...
October 17, 2001 - no comment
October 16, 2001 - the request line is open
October 14, 2001 - plug
October 14, 2001 - little people
October 11, 2001 - deus
October 10, 2001 - being broke is worse than being dead.
October 09, 2001 - sleeping sucks
October 08, 2001 - maybe by the evening we'll be laughing. just wait & see.
October 07, 2001 - depends
October 05, 2001 - UGH.
October 04, 2001 - the flowers she sent and the flowers she said she sent
October 03, 2001 - i'm in a mess. i'm in a dress.
October 02, 2001 - if i were napoleon...you could be my josephine
October 02, 2001 - i performed acts of devotion as if you were ganesh
October 01, 2001 - when the sun sets on the ghetto all the broken stuff gets cold
October 01, 2001 - david berman.
September 30, 2001 - sucka.
September 29, 2001 - you can't say no forever. i've tried.
September 29, 2001 - don't mess with my toot-toot
September 28, 2001 - some day we'll be dignified and old together
September 27, 2001 - i can't stop your memory from breaking my heart
September 26, 2001 - glitter and gold
September 25, 2001 - life #2
September 25, 2001 - you've been so strange here lately
September 24, 2001 - i'm your toy. i'm your old boy.
September 23, 2001 - one sentence to another
September 22, 2001 - the times they are a-changin'
September 22, 2001 - Fu-Fu McMelancholy
September 21, 2001 - i, fu-fu
September 21, 2001 - celebrating my love for you
with a pint of beer and a new tattoo
September 20, 2001 - here i am...a victim of geography
September 19, 2001 - me father were a tree
September 19, 2001 - seven chinese brothers swallowing the ocean
September 18, 2001 - abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools
September 18, 2001 - house in order (ah ah ah ah)
September 17, 2001 - hachi machi!
September 16, 2001 - soaky in the pooper
September 16, 2001 - knuckles on a cheesegrater
September 15, 2001 - we live here but we're sightseers....
September 15, 2001 - tra la la
September 14, 2001 - cracked lips, homesick
September 12, 2001 - ...and tomorrow the world
September 11, 2001 - somehow you could always tell
September 10, 2001 - where did you go after the parade?
September 10, 2001 - true love travels on a gravel road
September 09, 2001 - up with people
September 09, 2001 - getting shoved around like a playskool cornpopper
September 09, 2001 - i was the fool beside you for too long
September 07, 2001 - a conversation which could not, would not take place on a train
September 07, 2001 - the dog who controls people's lungs
September 06, 2001 - honkin' down the goshdarn highway
September 06, 2001 - grumpus
September 05, 2001 - your face is all day long
September 04, 2001 - i think you're struggling with the key
September 03, 2001 - she spends most her time fighting the humidity
September 02, 2001 - captain easychord
September 01, 2001 - train above the city
September 01, 2001 - don't ever get a gallon jug of mango flavored punch from the k-mart on airport thruway behind the taco bell
August 31, 2001 - the hour grows late
August 31, 2001 - the hills are alive with the sound of optigans
August 31, 2001 - hope you got the letter
August 30, 2001 - it's a wonderful life
August 30, 2001 - "naturally delicious"
August 30, 2001 - i was born to change the station
August 29, 2001 - on the right track now
August 28, 2001 - if only you'd come over
August 27, 2001 - genital winds
August 26, 2001 - what we got here is a failure to communicate
August 26, 2001 - dry red booger
August 26, 2001 - i just couldn't do the schmooze
August 25, 2001 - my humorous body
August 25, 2001 - pimpin' myself
August 24, 2001 - pull n' peel
August 23, 2001 - my semi-nude apparition of fatherhood
August 23, 2001 - not that lonely
August 23, 2001 - i am redd foxx's favorite honkie
August 22, 2001 - comfortably tucked up inside
August 20, 2001 - eureka!
August 20, 2001 - when you're laying in the bed and you're feeling something spread
August 19, 2001 - round and round (just like that RATT song)
August 19, 2001 - gettin' piggly with it
August 18, 2001 - woe is the fu
August 18, 2001 - postcard picture perfect
August 17, 2001 - a break from tradition
August 17, 2001 - you can call me fu-fu
August 16, 2001 - the end of an era
August 15, 2001 - never let a friend cut your hair
August 14, 2001 - pain l'orange
August 13, 2001 - that lying bitch
August 12, 2001 - puss puss
August 11, 2001 - work
August 10, 2001 - going back to tally
August 9, 2001 - the new shakespeare
August 9, 2001 - the wayback machine
August 8, 2001 - p.u.
August 7, 2001 - yes sir. yes sir. two sacks full.
August 7, 2001 - magically delicious
August 6, 2001 - nutjob
August 6, 2001 - in my line, well i count eleven
August 4, 2001 - be my apeman girl
August 3, 2001 - a summer song
August 2, 2001 - filthy
August 2, 2001 - i'll spoil your party with my punky sneer
August 1, 2001 - slice
July 31, 2001 - scratch scratch scratch
July 31, 2001 - upon waking at two in the morning
July 30, 2001 - chico
July 30, 2001 - i'll be your baby tonight
July 29, 2001 - carryout?
July 29, 2001 - my easily excitable urinary system
July 29, 2001 - curry
July 28, 2001 - saturday
July 27, 2001 - hysteria
July 27, 2001 - fonzarelli