I would like for you to teach me how to do that thing to the jukebox where you just hit it and it comes on. That could save me a fortune in quarters.
Also, if you have time, I'd like to learn how to make girls run towards me with just the snap of my fingers. That could save me a fortune in twenties.
Also, please explain to me the logic behind wearing a leather jacket while water-skiing.
Aaaaaaay,
Fu-Fu