Why oh why must you be such a bastard?
What have I ever done to you? Have I not treated you well all these years? Yeah yeah.... I know I used to drink dirty bathwater as a tot, but that was a long time ago.
Ancient history.
It's certainly not enough reason for you to pull the kind of shit you pulled this morning. We are through! Finished! Kaput! On the outs!
Gettin' a mop,
Fu-Fu