magically delicious

Dear Keebler Elf,

If you were a woman and didn't live in a tree and weren't a cartoon and were taller and didn't wear such silly clothes and you promised to make me all your magically delicious treats whenever I ordered you to then I would make you my special lady.

Bring on the E.L. Fudge,
Fu-Fu

August 7, 2001 | 5:07 p.m.

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