With the exception of the $270 worth of CDs Saturday morning, the drunken orgy Saturday night, and the ants biting my goddamn feet Sunday morning while I lay peacefully sleeping....you have been somewhat of a letdown.
Sitting at my parent's lake house writing a letter to you at ten in the morning isn't what I was told would be happening.
I'm beginning to think Miss Cleo was just making shit up when I called.
Going swimming I guess,
Fu-Fu