DAMN! You are one hot mama!
If I for a second thought that my penis was big enough to give you the pleasure you deserve I would.....oh, who am I kidding? I would still probably only worship you from afar like the 'tard that I truly am.
Besides, you could never fall for a man whose total purchases included a tupperware bowl, some miniature bananas, a whole friggin' case of ramen (creamy chicken), and a blue partybulb.
I just know it.
Doomed,
Fu-Fu