WOMAN: Hello, Sir. I am calling from the University of Georgia. We're doing a survery on onions. Do you eat onions?
ME: Almost exclusively.
WOMAN: And do you prefer sweet onions over regular onions?
ME: Indubitably.
WOMAN: Excuse me?
ME: What are you wearing?
WOMAN: (click)
I probably would've been truthful and helped her out if she hadn't pronouced onions like "urnyuns"
If you're gonna bother people at home asking questions about onions, at least have the decency to learn how to say onions.