This is how my life really is.
I know...I know what you're thinking....."But, Fu-Fu, surely you jest. In your writings it's as if you live the glamorous life a Hollywood movie star, beating off starlets and ne'er-do-wells with a well worn cane made of gold and rubies. Your life seems to me as action-packed if not moreso than Don Johnson, or fuck...even John Oates."
Far from it, friend.
Far from it.
John Oates had his Hall.
Don Johnson had his Tubbs.
All I got is a persistent rash.