I keep wanting to drink more and more water so I can pee more and watch it come out, but I just know that the more water I drink, the clearer it will become and that will be the end of my fun.
Shoot!
I got a promotion at work today. Now, instead of dealing with sad sad cancer all day, I get to deal with happy happy fraud!
O joyous day, indeed!
What does it mean when the most interesting conversation of your day is actually an argument over whether "Oh Sherry"was a Journey song or a Steve Perry solo song?
kara:anyway fucker
kara:i am addicted to journey
kara:i heard 2 songs today on the radio and nearly crashed
kara:oh sheri and "anyway you want it"
kara:i love steve peri
me:that's not only sad, but also pathetic
kara:no, i bought their greatest hits
me:oh sheri is steve perry solo! not journey!
kara:i dont know whats wrong with me
kara:no it aint
me: yes fuck it is!
kara:i saw behind the music. and furthermore. why is it on their fucking greatest hits album fuckola
me:don't know...but i remember very clearly the world premiere of steve perry's "oh sheri" on mtv when i was wee tot
kara:oh its not on the album
kara:sorry
me:hmph
kara:eat poop
kara:and die
me:your mother sells seashells by the seashore
me:what's another word for happy?
kara:dickface
Kara ( <----link ) is my friend. She used to work at a coffeeshop where on certain nights of the week they had open mic night for all the kids who wanted to rock out in the name of Jesus.
She hated it.