Fu-Fu�s Spaghetti Surprise
1 box of Angel Hair pasta
1 bottle of spaghetti sauce
1 pinch of salt
Okay. This one�s pretty easy. First you take the pasta and boil it in lightly salted water for 3�5 minutes (depending on brand name). Then drain water, pour sauce over pasta, and sit in front of the TV wondering when your life is gonna pick up.
(The �surprise� is that it�s not really spaghetti even though the name of the dish leads you to believe otherwise.)
Fu-Fu�s Pimento Cheese Sandwich Surprise
2 slices of bread
1 spoonful of pimento cheese spread
1/2 spoonful of mayonnaise
1 slice Muenster cheese
4 Saltines
Lay one slice of bread out flat on your cooking surface and spread pimento cheese on it. Lay the second slice and spread the mayonnaise on it. Lay the slice of cheese on either of the pieces of bread and then lay the four saltines on top of the cheese. Combine the two slices of bread and enjoy!
(The surprise is the saltiney crunch!)
Fu-Fu�s Burger King Surprise
1 car
5 dollars American
Drive to Burger King and order a number 5 with cheese with a Coke for the drink. When asked if you would like to upsize your value meal quickly count your money and assess your hunger and make the appropriate, informed decision.
(The surprise is how you'll end up with a number 3 and a Sprite!)