And someone (i.e. not me) did some sleepwalking the other night and turned the air conditioner to 56 degrees and when I woke up the next morning with my teeth chattering and stepped on the hardwood floor and my veins shot through with ice I turned to her and said "The goddamn air conditioner's on 56 degrees" she just said "konk-choo" which is the closest approximation I can get to a snore.
But back to the sleep-yelling.
Two nights ago I was watching TV in bed cause she fell asleep early and she moved around and I looked over and her head was about two feet above the pillow but she was still snoring. Her head was just kinda hovering in mid air. So I shook her and said "Uhhh, what the fuck you doing?" and she very rudely yelled at me "I can't get this damn frame to sit on the shelf right. I keep poking through it," and then right after that I heard "konk-choo."
So I sat there for a second and reached back over and gave her a little shake and said "What in the fuck are you talking about?"
She screamed at me! She said "You wouldn't fucking understand. This goddamn frame is not sitting right. I don't wanna talk about it," followed by the inevitable "konk-choo...."
I didn't dare shake her again. By this point I was in fear for my life and I spent the night huddled in a ball as close to the edge of the bed as I could get.
Plus she snores very loudly and frequently.
That's all.