June 04, 2005 -
moved
May 22, 2004 -
on the run for highway robbery
May 20, 2004 -
fellow travellers, rush the borders
May 03, 2004 -
there's a tiger in these tight fittin' jeans
April 29, 2004 -
ask the fu
April 27, 2004 -
writing to st. peter
April 26, 2004 -
hello darlin'
April 21, 2004 -
a perfect day to chase tornadoes
April 17, 2004 -
rattled by the rush
April 17, 2004 -
father to a sister of a thought
April 14, 2004 -
the king is gone
April 14, 2004 -
the jagged skyline of car keys
April 11, 2004 -
mighty glad you stayed
April 10, 2004 -
lube and butter
April 07, 2004 -
i was country when country wasn't cool
April 03, 2004 -
Ye Olde entry
April 02, 2004 -
emptily through holloway
September 06, 2003 -
Mitch better have my bunny
August 24, 2003 -
dial L for love
August 19, 2003 -
fu-fu is plum tuckered
August 17, 2003 -
colors
August 16, 2003 -
like like the the the death
August 13, 2003 -
first name Mister, middle name Period, last name T
August 12, 2003 -
eat 'em and smile
August 11, 2003 -
prowesslessnesslessness
August 10, 2003 -
the gate
August 09, 2003 -
hi.
February 09, 2003 -
this is pure snow!
February 05, 2003 -
Me and Yoko have a dream....
February 04, 2003 -
fu-fu is the incredible hulk
January 11, 2003 -
business in the front. party in the back.
November 16, 2002 -
bandwagonesque
November 14, 2002 -
word
October 29, 2002 -
i guess i'm just a little too sensitive
October 24, 2002 -
field commander fu-fu
October 23, 2002 -
And it's also not Black Caesar. That, too, came out in 1973.
October 19, 2002 -
i'll tie you up and carve you out
October 17, 2002 -
cockbuster
October 13, 2002 -
fun with cameras
October 11, 2002 -
don't read this
October 08, 2002 -
puke + cry
October 07, 2002 -
fu-fu finds religion
October 06, 2002 -
my imminent divorce
October 05, 2002 -
my back hurts
October 01, 2002 -
keepin' it real japanese style
September 30, 2002 -
fat and sassy
September 29, 2002 -
new and improved
September 27, 2002 -
luck o' the irish
September 26, 2002 -
the day norman stood still
September 25, 2002 -
synthesizers in the rain
September 24, 2002 -
ignite the seven cannons
September 21, 2002 -
ARRRRRR. Where's me parrot?
September 20, 2002 -
sometimes doo doo has nuts and corn in it
September 18, 2002 -
wheelchair and a vagina
September 17, 2002 -
another entry about ass and music
September 15, 2002 -
squeezably soft
September 12, 2002 -
green ham and eggs
September 08, 2002 -
corn
September 04, 2002 -
you smell like butt
August 29, 2002 -
thieves like us
August 27, 2002 -
my final sushi entry
August 26, 2002 -
ANUS!
August 23, 2002 -
new cobweb summer
August 21, 2002 -
ooooh...gonna make you sweat
August 17, 2002 -
easy & me
August 16, 2002 -
way over yonder in the minor key
August 03, 2002 -
holy guacomole
July 23, 2002 -
look, mama!
July 22, 2002 -
my art college days are over
July 21, 2002 -
taking retards to the zoo
July 19, 2002 -
this duck is fucking freezing
July 16, 2002 -
my lil' bitch
July 13, 2002 -
recollectin'
July 10, 2002 -
fu-fu waxes nostalgic about his hatred for his job
July 08, 2002 -
fu-fu watches too much foodtv
July 06, 2002 -
run, fu-fu, run
July 05, 2002 -
fu-fu's fifth of july haiku spectacular
July 02, 2002 -
eyepennies
June 28, 2002 -
in the kitchen with the tombstone blues
June 27, 2002 -
big huge valley
June 26, 2002 -
a summer's eve
June 23, 2002 -
wood is a color
June 22, 2002 -
i wanna make him stay up all night
June 17, 2002 -
purple is the color of my true love's pee
June 10, 2002 -
take a tip from one who's tried
June 05, 2002 -
suck it
May 29, 2002 -
the sky ain't chicken, it's yellow
May 28, 2002 -
cleavers and trucks
May 24, 2002 -
where'd it go?
May 23, 2002 -
oh me oh my...love that country pie
May 21, 2002 -
continental divide
May 16, 2002 -
these days
April 29, 2002 -
triple bill of shame
April 21, 2002 -
getting my kicks
April 15, 2002 -
country roads take me home
April 10, 2002 -
born in a bottle rocket, 1929
April 09, 2002 -
surplus cheaper hands
April 03, 2002 -
mr. bojangles
April 02, 2002 -
magnetic south
April 01, 2002 -
one spicy meatball
March 31, 2002 -
private dancer
March 28, 2002 -
bedtime story
March 28, 2002 -
forever seems just fine
March 18, 2002 -
my life since then
March 07, 2002 -
take this job and shove it
March 05, 2002 -
(poof!)
February 12, 2002 -
fingertip saint
February 05, 2002 -
captain fu-fu and the brown dirt cowboy
February 04, 2002 -
shiver and say the words of every lie you've heard
February 01, 2002 -
it's only make believe
January 31, 2002 -
(expletive!)
January 28, 2002 -
brother fu-fu's traveling salvation show
January 25, 2002 -
down in the traffic
January 23, 2002 -
coochie poot
January 22, 2002 -
taint nothing
January 21, 2002 -
fresh!
January 18, 2002 -
sometimes love don't feel like it should
January 17, 2002 -
chapter one
January 15, 2002 -
lime in the coconut
January 13, 2002 -
bubble bubble toil and trouble
January 12, 2002 -
axel f
January 12, 2002 -
M!A!Y!H!A!W!
January 10, 2002 -
squeezably soft
January 09, 2002 -
a king (was) born
January 06, 2002 -
bring on the gap!
January 05, 2002 -
for novelty purposes only
January 04, 2002 -
norman, ok
January 01, 2002 -
i'll be back
December 21, 2001 -
don't eat the worm
December 20, 2001 -
soy un chile ignorante
December 19, 2001 -
boys, the night'll bury you
December 19, 2001 -
fu-fu lagasse
December 17, 2001 -
me telling you to do shit
December 16, 2001 -
WWJD
December 13, 2001 -
thomas edison got no game
December 12, 2001 -
longer lasting chews
December 10, 2001 -
i'm a honkie ass cracka (apparently)
December 09, 2001 -
add some music to your day
December 07, 2001 -
(hic)
December 05, 2001 -
what a beautiful day for a crushing defeat
December 03, 2001 -
take this job and shove it
December 02, 2001 -
what's my name, beeitch
December 01, 2001 -
the only thing missing is the munchies
December 01, 2001 -
je suis croissant
undefined 01, 2001 -
funky cold medina
November 29, 2001 -
kiss my grits
November 28, 2001 -
i never go far without a little big star
November 27, 2001 -
water rolling under ground
November 26, 2001 -
return to sender
November 25, 2001 -
shake me like a baby
November 23, 2001 -
an important step
November 22, 2001 -
i'm in my underwear
November 20, 2001 -
i'm gonna love the hell out of you
November 19, 2001 -
i'd love just once to see you in the nude
November 18, 2001 -
can you hear the drums, fernando?
November 16, 2001 -
milk
November 15, 2001 -
assembly of the unrepresented
November 14, 2001 -
new underwear, here i come
November 13, 2001 -
spread 'em
November 12, 2001 -
fu-fu on ice
November 11, 2001 -
a short description of this entry
November 10, 2001 -
superfluous nipple
November 08, 2001 -
fu-fu goes postal
November 08, 2001 -
fu-fu made a bu-bu
November 07, 2001 -
smoove like butta
November 06, 2001 -
i'm still in the clothes i went to work in
November 04, 2001 -
i like the anus
November 02, 2001 -
plagiarism begins at home
November 02, 2001 -
he stopped loving her today
November 01, 2001 -
awwwwwww.
October 31, 2001 -
Q: why was the guitar sad A: he got picked on
October 30, 2001 -
trisha and the pea
October 29, 2001 -
...it's your mother, she just finished mopping the floor...
October 28, 2001 -
fu-fu, the great debunker
October 26, 2001 -
are you there god? it's me, fu-fu.
October 25, 2001 -
on the bowl without a roll
October 24, 2001 -
fu-fu, the diaryland whore
October 23, 2001 -
elvis is wet and runny
October 22, 2001 -
gongolongdong
October 21, 2001 -
the new ryan adams cd is really fucking good
October 20, 2001 -
...
October 17, 2001 -
no comment
October 16, 2001 -
the request line is open
October 14, 2001 -
plug
October 14, 2001 -
little people
October 11, 2001 -
deus
October 10, 2001 -
being broke is worse than being dead.
October 09, 2001 -
sleeping sucks
October 08, 2001 -
maybe by the evening we'll be laughing. just wait & see.
October 07, 2001 -
depends
October 05, 2001 -
UGH.
October 04, 2001 -
the flowers she sent and the flowers she said she sent
October 03, 2001 -
i'm in a mess. i'm in a dress.
October 02, 2001 -
if i were napoleon...you could be my josephine
October 02, 2001 -
i performed acts of devotion as if you were ganesh
October 01, 2001 -
when the sun sets on the ghetto all the broken stuff gets cold
October 01, 2001 -
david berman.
September 30, 2001 -
sucka.
September 29, 2001 -
you can't say no forever. i've tried.
September 29, 2001 -
don't mess with my toot-toot
September 28, 2001 -
some day we'll be dignified and old together
September 27, 2001 -
i can't stop your memory from breaking my heart
September 26, 2001 -
glitter and gold
September 25, 2001 -
life #2
September 25, 2001 -
you've been so strange here lately
September 24, 2001 -
i'm your toy. i'm your old boy.
September 23, 2001 -
one sentence to another
September 22, 2001 -
the times they are a-changin'
September 22, 2001 -
Fu-Fu McMelancholy
September 21, 2001 -
i, fu-fu
September 21, 2001 -
celebrating my love for you
with a pint of beer and a new tattoo
September 20, 2001 -
here i am...a victim of geography
September 19, 2001 -
me father were a tree
September 19, 2001 -
seven chinese brothers swallowing the ocean
September 18, 2001 -
abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools
September 18, 2001 -
house in order (ah ah ah ah)
September 17, 2001 -
hachi machi!
September 16, 2001 -
soaky in the pooper
September 16, 2001 -
knuckles on a cheesegrater
September 15, 2001 -
we live here but we're sightseers....
September 15, 2001 -
tra la la
September 14, 2001 -
cracked lips, homesick
September 12, 2001 -
...and tomorrow the world
September 11, 2001 -
somehow you could always tell
September 10, 2001 -
where did you go after the parade?
September 10, 2001 -
true love travels on a gravel road
September 09, 2001 -
up with people
September 09, 2001 -
getting shoved around like a playskool cornpopper
September 09, 2001 -
i was the fool beside you for too long
September 07, 2001 -
a conversation which could not, would not take place on a train
September 07, 2001 -
the dog who controls people's lungs
September 06, 2001 -
honkin' down the goshdarn highway
September 06, 2001 -
grumpus
September 05, 2001 -
your face is all day long
September 04, 2001 -
i think you're struggling with the key
September 03, 2001 -
she spends most her time fighting the humidity
September 02, 2001 -
captain easychord
September 01, 2001 -
train above the city
September 01, 2001 -
don't ever get a gallon jug of mango flavored punch from the k-mart on airport thruway behind the taco bell
August 31, 2001 -
the hour grows late
August 31, 2001 -
the hills are alive with the sound of optigans
August 31, 2001 -
hope you got the letter
August 30, 2001 -
it's a wonderful life
August 30, 2001 -
"naturally delicious"
August 30, 2001 -
i was born to change the station
August 29, 2001 -
on the right track now
August 28, 2001 -
if only you'd come over
August 27, 2001 -
genital winds
August 26, 2001 -
what we got here is a failure to communicate
August 26, 2001 -
dry red booger
August 26, 2001 -
i just couldn't do the schmooze
August 25, 2001 -
my humorous body
August 25, 2001 -
pimpin' myself
August 24, 2001 -
pull n' peel
August 23, 2001 -
my semi-nude apparition of fatherhood
August 23, 2001 -
not that lonely
August 23, 2001 -
i am redd foxx's favorite honkie
August 22, 2001 -
comfortably tucked up inside
August 20, 2001 -
eureka!
August 20, 2001 -
when you're laying in the bed and you're feeling something spread
August 19, 2001 -
round and round (just like that RATT song)
August 19, 2001 -
gettin' piggly with it
August 18, 2001 -
woe is the fu
August 18, 2001 -
postcard picture perfect
August 17, 2001 -
a break from tradition
August 17, 2001 -
you can call me fu-fu
August 16, 2001 -
the end of an era
August 15, 2001 -
never let a friend cut your hair
August 14, 2001 -
pain l'orange
August 13, 2001 -
that lying bitch
August 12, 2001 -
puss puss
August 11, 2001 -
work
August 10, 2001 -
going back to tally
August 9, 2001 -
the new shakespeare
August 9, 2001 -
the wayback machine
August 8, 2001 -
p.u.
August 7, 2001 -
yes sir. yes sir. two sacks full.
August 7, 2001 -
magically delicious
August 6, 2001 -
nutjob
August 6, 2001 -
in my line, well i count eleven
August 4, 2001 -
be my apeman girl
August 3, 2001 -
a summer song
August 2, 2001 -
filthy
August 2, 2001 -
i'll spoil your party with my punky sneer
August 1, 2001 -
slice
July 31, 2001 -
scratch scratch scratch
July 31, 2001 -
upon waking at two in the morning
July 30, 2001 -
chico
July 30, 2001 -
i'll be your baby tonight
July 29, 2001 -
carryout?
July 29, 2001 -
my easily excitable urinary system
July 29, 2001 -
curry
July 28, 2001 -
saturday
July 27, 2001 -
hysteria
July 27, 2001 -
fonzarelli